When I first played Tales of the Shire back in September 2024, I left the experience disappointed yet hopeful. It had a lot of issues, yes, but it also had a lot of potential. There was a clear reverence for both Lord of the Rings and the life-sim genre on display, and considering the game had been delayed until the following year, it felt like both the developers and I were on the same page when it came to the game being undercooked. Imagine my surprise, then, when I booted up the launch version of Tales of the Shire and found the experience more or less unchanged.
Wētā Workshop’s Tales of the Shire feels incomplete. Gameplay is limited and monotonous, its story and characters are forgettable, performance is very rough, and while there’s some charm to the game’s clunky-looking world and the hobbits who inhabit it, more often than not, the visuals come across as low-quality and dated rather than whimsical. Despite playing it on two different consoles–Nintendo Switch and Steam Deck–both experiences suffered from numerous bugs and visual hiccups. While its mechanics are fine enough and there are some cute ideas nestled within, Tales of the Shire is regrettably unpolished and unengaging–and considering how populated the cozy game genre is, you’d be hard pressed to find a reason to play it in its current state.
Set in the village of Bywater (though it should be noted that the “village” part is hotly contested by its residents and serves as the crux of the game), Tales of the Shire sees you take on the role of a hobbit leaving the town of Bree to start a new life somewhere peaceful and pastoral. Though the game’s character creator is not particularly robust, it’s also not egregiously limited, and allowed me to create a charmingly plump hobbit with a mess of dark, curly hair, thick lashes, and two minimally hair-covered feet. Using the game’s suggested hobbit names, I named my maiden fair Jessamine–a clever play on my own name– and climbed aboard the carriage of a lanky, bearded wizard who was definitely not Gandalf–wink wink. From there, we rode in what would be the first of the game’s many awkward quiets to Bywater.
