I admit I was a bit surprised when I looked at my Pokémon Pokopia playtime on Monday and discovered I’d somehow put in nearly 24 hours over the weekend. But still, that didn’t stop me from scoffing when my colleagues started talking about how they’d been losing sleep to the thing. Ridiculous, I thought! Impossible! So it almost feels inevitable that, a day later, this article comes to you through a thick fog of sleep deprivation – and all because I stayed up till 2am last night, unshakably compelled to fix every damned bridge in Bleak Beach. Pokopia has me good.