It’s sad enough when the first thought that comes to mind upon hearing “vada pav” is the vada pav girl, but alas, a hair had to go and ruin the appetite even further.
The Ambanis are at it again, proving that when it comes to pre-wedding festivities, they’re in a league of their own. And this time, they’ve managed to turn even the humble vada pav into a source of high-society drama.
As celebrity influencer Orry took his followers on a culinary tour of the Portofino bash, he stumbled upon a shocking discovery – a hair in the “best vada pav in Portofino.” Orry’s friend Tania Shroff exclaimed “Wow” after her first bite, but soon said “There’s a hair” as Orry zoomed in on the offending strand. Tania then lamented, “I wanted another bite but there’s a hair in it.” It’s like the Ambanis decided to add a little extra seasoning to their already over-the-top celebrations as if the festivities weren’t hair-raising enough.
But let’s be real, when you’re dealing with the kind of wealth and influence the Ambanis possess, even a simple street food item like vada pav can’t escape the glitz and glamour. Forget about the usual suspects like biryani and kebabs – these folks are elevating the humble vada pav to new heights of sophistication, proving that there’s no culinary limit to their extravagance.
For the rest of the menu, Well, it’s like the Ambanis raided every gourmet food truck in Italy and said, “We’ll take one of everything, please.” From unique varieties of cheese to bombolones with different sauces, it’s like they’re trying to outdo themselves with every course, leaving their guests wondering if they should savour the food or simply frame it.
But the real showstoppers were the Manali rolls, served in an empty packet of Lays, with crushed chips inside the roll. It’s like they took the concept of “fusion food” and said, “Hold my beer, and pass the antacids.”
the guest list was star-studded with Shah Rukh Khan, Janhvi Kapoor, Sara Ali Khan, and the list goes on. It’s like the Ambanis have a direct line to Bollywood and they’re using it to summon the biggest names in the industry to their pre-wedding bash, proving that they’re the true masters of the celebrity guest list.
The Ambanis didn’t stop at just one event. Oh no, they had to one-up themselves at every turn. First, it was a three-day extravaganza in Jamnagar, with performances by Rihanna, Diljit Dosanjh, and Akon. Then, they decided to take the party on the high seas, hosting a three-day cruise event across France and Italy, where the Backstreet Boys and Katy Perry graced the stage, proving that the Ambanis are the true masters of the high seas and the high notes.
And just when you thought they couldn’t possibly top themselves, they brought in Justin Bieber to perform at their wedding festivities in Mumbai. It’s like they’re saying, “If you thought the pre-wedding celebrations were wild, just wait until you see what we have in store for the main event – a wedding so grand, it’ll make the royal family blush.”
But in the end, it’s all about love, family, and the ability to make your dreams come true, even if those dreams involve a hair-raising vada pav experience. The incident just proves that even the rich and famous can’t escape the occasional culinary mishap. Perhaps the “vada pav girl” could seize the opportunity to showcase her culinary skills and prove her worth. Imagine the scene where she is invited to cater the Ambani pre-wedding bash, determined to redeem herself and show that her vada pav is truly the “best in Portofino” – hair-free, with a limit of 4 per person of course.
